Yay! This Will Definitely Be Very Good!

And not at all totally, unremittingly, and almost inconceivably terrible: "Dane Cook is heading to NBC to headline his own network comedy series. Amid interest from multiple networks, the actor-comedian has signed a development deal with NBC for a half-hour project targeted for next fall. Cook will star in the comedy and produce through his SUperFInger Entertainment banner."

SUperFInger. Whut? There can be only two reasons for that completely stupid capitalization: Either Dane Cook is telling us he's secretly a Sufi, or Dane Cook is telling us he's an unbridled dipshit.

$5 on the latter, Mr. Bookiehead!

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