Goop Reads

[Content Note: Fat hatred.]

Shaker Beth_in_Mpls emails, which I am sharing with permission: "Hi Liss. I'm sure you'll be as thrilled as I was to learn that Gwyneth Paltrow now has her own publishing imprint. I can't wait to buy Finding Your Favorite Fishmonger: Advice on Living the Goop Life, soon to be a best seller and eventually a Hollywood blockbuster starring Gwyneth Paltrow and some white guy."

LOLOLOL! Thrilled doesn't even begin to cover it!
The first Goop title, a cookbook by Paltrow called It's All Easy: Delicious Weekday Recipes for the Super-Busy Home Cook, will be published in April. A Goop-branded book on beauty will follow in fall 2016. Beyond that, GCP said additional titles will be announced in the near future.

Paltrow said that the imprint will allow her and her team at Goop to reach a wider audience. "With so much incredible content now being produced at on a daily basis, we're excited to memorialize it for audiences across the world."
Fuck yeah!

Personally, I'm really looking forward to this one:

image of a fake book cover I've photoshopped with a still from the film 'Shallow Hal' in which Gwyneth Paltrow wore a fat suit, and the title 'Advice from a Lady Who Thought It Was Cool to Wear a Fat Suit'

I mean, that's just excellent judgment, right there. TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIVE AND BE A PERFECT PERSON, GWYNETH PALTROW!

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