Happy Birthday, SKM!

image of a birthday cake with an image of Clint Eastwood on it

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a purveyor of the radical feminazi agendaaaaaaa!
And you smell like one, too!

(Mmm, turmeric!)

Every year on her birthday, SKM gets a cake featuring a Very Manly Man Offering Very Manly Birthday Wishes for her: Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, Mr. T., Ron Swanson, a marvelous mustache. This year, her birthday party is just gonna be us, Clint, and an empty chair.

Happy Birthday, SKM!!! I adore you, lady. I hope you have a great day and a terrific year.

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