Happy Birthday, SKM!!!

image of a Ron Swanson birthday cake with a note reading 'Good day, SKM. I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.'

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a purveyor of the radical feminazi agendaaaaaaa!
And you smell like one, too!

(Mmm, rosemary!)

Every year on her birthday, SKM gets a cake featuring a Very Manly Man Offering Very Manly Birthday Wishes for her: Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, Mr. T. This year I figured it was time to go right to the source of modern virility: Ron Swanson himself.

He may not be able to bring himself to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I can! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKM!!!

I adore you, lady. I hope you have a great day and a marvelous year.

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