Happy Birthday, SKM!

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You look like a purveyor of the radical feminazi agendaaaaaaa!
And you smell like one, too!

(Mmm, jojoba!)
Every year on her birthday, SKM gets a cake featuring a Very Manly Man Offering Very Manly Birthday Wishes for her: Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, Mr. T., Ron Swanson. This year, I figured I'd skip right to the point mustache.

Happy Birthday, SKM!!! I adore you, lady. I hope you have a great day and a marvelous year.