"If I did know, I wouldn't tell you."—Former President Bill Clinton, when asked whether his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, will run for president in 2016.
Because when a woman doesn't give you what you want after you badger her directly and publicly bully her passive-aggressively, the best thing to do is appeal to her husband.
This, in the year of our lord Jesus Jones two thousand and twelve. Tell us what's in your wife's head, mister!
That's fucking gross when it's a salesman who refuses to ask me a direct question and instead asks Iain, like he's my owner and can read my mind. When it's the Secretary of State being treated that way...OMG.