"If you believe in peanut butter--You gotta believe in Peter Pan!"

A friend on a board I frequent found this via Richard Dawkins' site, amusingly titled "Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!":

Chris added:

"See, I think this guy must be buying the wrong brand of peanut butter. Usually within a few days of opening a new jar, I find a thriving civilization of tiny people in the peanut butter, busily inventing the wheel and taming fire. After a week they usually have computers and nuclear fission.

Then I enjoy smearing their cities on a piece of bread and hearing their tiny screams as I devour them."

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