What’s the best name for a pet you’ve ever heard?
Mr. Furious’ cousin had a snake named Asshole, which I always found amusing, and I once met someone who’d named his white cat Midnight. Ahh, irony—you never disappoint.
But the best name I ever heard was bestowed by a vegetarian friend, who had, as a lad, named his pet cow Mrs. Steak.
(No worries, animal lovers. Mrs. Steak was dairy cow, and lived a very long and happy life until her natural passing.)
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