Washington Post: "Gingrich, Christie are the leading candidates to be Trump's running mate."
NBC News: "Indiana's Mike Pence 'In Play' as Possible Trump VP Pick."
Newt Gingrich. Nope.
Chris Christie. No thank you.
Mike Pence. Hell to the no.
Look, there are a lot—a lot—of disqualifying reasons that these guys shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the Oval Office, even in the role of the understudy.
But the most disqualifying reason of them all is their willingness to be on a ticket with Donald Trump in the first place.