We all know it's going to be Chris Pratt—
Shakesville: The only place on the internet where you get a photoshop
of Chris Pratt as Indy using AndyDwyer Pratt and not ChiseledHero Pratt.
—but let's pretend there's a chance in hell that it will be someone who isn't Chris Pratt, or another white dude, and do some fantasy casting!
I see no reason why John Boyega shouldn't be in the Indiana Jones franchise, too.
I also can't get the idea of Ellen Page as Indiana Jones out of my head. I would also very much like to see her fall in love with Karen Allen. I'm just saying.