Please take a moment to review the "Ridiculous (and Awesome)" section of GOOP's 2015 Holiday Gift Guide and let me know what you'd like for Christmas. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas. Especially if you don't celebrate Christmas. All the coolest fishmongers are celebrating Christmas these days!
If anyone is wondering what to get me this year, I would like the $90,000 World View Exploration at the Edge of Space. Please and thank you.