I Write Letters

Dear eHarmony:

I am a contentedly married atheist person in a monogamous partnership with no need to find a heterosexual-only Christian match. Please stop incessantly spamming me with your shitty advertisements.

Even if I were in search of someone, I would rather fuck rocks than use your service.

Good day.

Melissa McEwan

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