It's the Simple Things

Posted by Melissa McEwan at Thursday, November 20, 2014
Every year around the holidays, I get some emails from people asking if they can send me a little gift. Most of them have something in mind, often something they've made (yay!), but occasionally someone will ask me if I want or need anything. And I usually respond, extremely gratefully, by recommending a charity to which a donation can be made.

But this year, I am letting you all know now that if you want to get me something, please buy me the $4,739 gold-plated Easy Health Angel Juicer which Gwyneth Paltrow has included on her annual Goop Gift Guide.

screen cap of the gift guide, showing the $4,739 gold-plated juicer, with Paltrow's commentary: 'Absurd, but awesome.'
"Absurd, but awesome."

And don't worry if several of you end up buying one for me haha! I know normally that would be a real OOPSIE, but multiples just means I won't have to lug my $4,739 gold-plated Easy Health Angel Juicer between Shakes Manor, our house in the Hamptons, and our gold-plated mansion on the moon.

You're all the best! Can't wait for my juicer(s)! *wink*
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