Question of the Day

[Content Note: Scatological humor.]

What is your favorite euphemism for having a bowel movement?

Honestly, I find just about any expression more pleasant than "having a bowel movement," lol. "Taking a shit" is probably the one I use the most, although the best I've ever heard, and it still makes me laugh, is when Spudsy, writing about his fear of shitting in public, said: "Maude forbid, if I'm out at a bar and I have to punch a grumpy, I'll go the fuck home."

Punch a grumpy! *falls over laughing*

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