Supertramp, "The Logical Song"
Actually, I am not listening to this right now. This song was on the car radio when I left the doctor's office earlier today. I thought some of you might appreciate the amusing serendipity, as I did.
Also: Just a fucking good song.
Lyrics available here.
[CN: Misogyny.] And, for the record, I am not only a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal—I am also a fat cunt. And the more people tell me that is Who I Am, the more I wear it like a badge of honor.