Channing Tatum Shaves His Head Bald, Steps Out With Pregnant Wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum.
I am aware that entertainment news is not the same as hard news (although the lines blur more every day), but I can't even believe the shit that "qualifies" as entertainment news these days.
I know that sounds a bit getoffmylawnish, but I'm not really complaining about the quality of entertainment journalism [sic]. I'm just observing that I don't even know how anyone famous can stand to live in a world where "shaves head and walks in public with spouse" is considered newsworthy.
Breaking News: Channing Tatum a Human Being!
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Relatedly: Has anyone seen the new documentary $ellebrity (tagline: "Fame has its price.")? Any good?