Top Insult

Is anyone else watching this season of Top Chef? Oof, it's so bad. In one episode, judge and show producer Chef Tom Colicchio yelled at all the contestants and told them there would be no winner, because all of their dishes were so terrible. Yikes.

Last night's episode was definitely the best of the season, because the only female winner of Top Chef (so far, as she was quick to observe), Stephanie Izard, returned as a guest judge, but also because returning d-bag cheftestant Stefan:

image of Chef Stefan making a typical grouchy face
This guy ^

—served up one of the greatest insults I have ever heard, sneeringly describing another cheftestant's soup as so awful "I wouldn't flush my poop with it."


That was almost—almost—worth having watched this garbage season.

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