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Fuck the news, here's your Saturnalia gift guide instead:

Remote controlled flying zombie shark! Remote controlled flying zombie shark!

A Rule Is to Break: A Child's Guide to Anarchy. I'm getting this for all my friends with kids!

From the Warner Archives: Korg: 70,000 B.C.: The Complete Series.

Modernist Cuisine at Home by Nathan Myhrvold, because I have shit to cook!

The coolest book this year. Maybe this decade. Building Stories by Chris Ware.

Parklive: Deluxe 5 Disc Book Set. Because Britpop Rules.

A real human skeleton with a full compliment of teeth. Because, why not?

Candwich: The official Sandwich in a Can. Official? Okay.

Steaks. From Omaha.

Uranium 238. For all your Uranium 238 needs. Obviously.

Lightweight vinyl Inflatable Cthulhu Beard. Spring is just around the corner!

Glenn Beck brand jeans! (For men only.) Or.

A glow in the dark dildo? A glow in the dark dildo.

The Tin Drum director's cut DVD. 163 minutes. 163 minutes!

You want a lifesize Paul Ryan standee, don't you? I do!

Song Reader, the new album from Beck. Available only in sheet music format.

I want to meet the person who invented this. The person who decided the world needed this product. Let me shake your hand, sir!

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