"Mitt Romney's fantasy that Senate Democrats will work with him to pass his 'severely conservative' agenda is laughable."—Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, promising to defend the middle- and lower classes "against Mitt Romney's Tea Party agenda," should the unthinkable happen and Wizard Emeritus of Statistics University Nate Silver's presidentus noromnus spell fail to prevent the unseating of President Barack Obama in next Tuesday's election.
(That's definitely how this election is going to work, right? Magical spells from statisticians? Close enough.)