The article is here, if you'd like to read it, although I don't recommend it. Unless, of course, you are prepared to laugh at its absurdity. When Misty and I were talking about it earlier, she observed: "I refuse to believe that article isn't actually an Onion article in disguise. DOOOOOOMED! LOL!"
That would have been my favorite bit of conservative hyperbole, if only former SNL star and current dipfuck Victoria Jackson hadn't tweeted this last night:
America died.
— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012
RIP AMERICA!
