Important Announcement

[Content Note: Cartoonish violence.]

I have a zit on the side of my nose underneath my glasses.

If you are not a specs-wearing person, let me explain what this means for you: It means I want to punch my own head off just to experience momentarily relief from the most annoying pain on the planet.

There are worse pains. But there are none more annoying.

Look it up. It's science.