Actual Headline

At CNN: Do hormones drive women's votes?

Actual opening paragraphs:

While the campaigns eagerly pursue female voters, there's something that may raise the chances for both presidential candidates that's totally out of their control: women's ovulation cycles.

You read that right. New research suggest that hormones may influence female voting choices differently, depending on whether a woman is single or in a committed relationship.

Please continue reading with caution. Although the study will be published in the peer-reviewed journal Psychological Science, several political scientists who read the study have expressed skepticism about its conclusions.

BUT WE WON'T LET THAT STOP US FROM WRITING AN ENTIRE ARTICLE ABOUT IT WHICH ENDS WITH A DUBIOUS NOTE OF COULD BE TRUE!

Honest to Maude.