Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Liss: Can you die of a smell? Because Tils just took a shit that I'm pretty sure is capable of killing me.

Deeks: LOLOLOL!!!

Liss: Really stinky dogshit is bad, but it's just bad in the way really stinky people shit is bad. Really stinky catshit is otherworldly. It's like their buttholes momentarily turn into wormholes delivering fecal evil from the bowels of another dimension.

Deeks: How does that happen? They eat the same fucking thing every day!

Liss: Right? What the fuck?

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