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This sounds terrific:
How well do you know the Bible? Jeff Foxworthy can help you find out.

GSN has tapped the comedian to host "The American Bible Challenge," a game show that tests contestants' knowledge of the scripture, with the intention of celebrating the Bible and incorporating it into contemporary life.

"I am excited to be hosting a show about the bestselling book of all time," Foxworthy said in a statement. "It will be interesting to find out what people really know, and an opportunity to present the Bible in a fun and entertaining way."
I know I'm a terrible secular atheist femifart heathen garbage monster and all, but I am, in fact, a terrible secular atheist femifart heathen garbage monster who's read the Bible, and furthermore followed 18 years of Protestant immersion intensive by taking classes with names with "Old Testament," "New Testament," and "Jesus Christ" at a Catholic University, and, I've got to say, there are a hell of a lot of parts of that book that are not so much "fun and entertaining" as "violent and disturbing."

But this show will be superfun for the whole family, I'm sure. Good job, Game Show Network! Let the Christian Supremacy roll!

[H/T to Shaker MMC.]

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