Top Chef: Texas Open Thread

Robocop and Pee-wee visit Top Chef

Guest judge Jimmy (A Unicorn) thinks your pork chops taste like farts!

Remember the Alamo? It's a famous place in Texas that now rents cars. So I guess that's why they gave everyone a bicycle and told them to cook for Pee-Wee Herman in any old restaurant they could find on the street. Huh. Sure! Why not? What a weird challenge. Did anyone else think it was weird? You thought it was weird. So weird! Also, Mexican restaurants don't stock couscous. Is that weird? Probably very normal!

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