"After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing."—Indiana State Representative and Professor of Smartology at Genius University Bob Morris (R-Eally?!), explaining his thoroughly reliable research process in a letter "to fellow Republican members of the Indiana House saying he will not support a resolution celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts because he believes it is a 'radicalized organization' that supports abortion and promotes homosexuality."
Don't question him. He spent more than six minutes at Conservapedia. What have YOU ever done?! That's what I thought.
As for me, I actually was a Girl Scout in Indiana, and I can confirm that Morris is right. I could barely learn anything about the buddy system or the local flora or how to hawk cookies in between all the abortion demonstrations and lesbian pillow-fights at sleepaway camp!
[H/T to Deeks.]