News I Don't Want to Write About

Here is all the news I don't want to write about today:

INSERT EVERY ONE OF THE EIGHT BILLION STORIES I'VE READ ABOUT VARIOUS LEGISLATION AND/OR LEGISLATORS AND/OR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE AND/OR GENERAL CATEGORY FUCKOS WHO WANT TO CODIFY INTO LAW THAT I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A UTERUS WITH SOME MEAT AROUND IT.

That's right. I can't even write about FOR REALZ the news I don't want to write about today. It is too depressing and rage-making and terrifying, and I am too full of contempt to function!

Okay, one thing! I will mention ONE THING as perfectly emblematic of the abject fuckery with which we're dealing up in this garbage fart of a democracy: Illinois farming committee passes two anti-abortion bills.

Yeah, you read that right! The Illinois State House's AGRICULTURE AND CONSERVATION COMMITTEE is fucking around with abortion, because it's the only committee conservative enough to PASS THIS SHIT.

In opposition, protestors wore t-shirts reading: "Women are NOT livestock."

HA HA, I thought upon reading that grim report, BY THE TIME THE REPUBLICANS ARE DONE WITH US, WE'LL ASPIRE TO BE FUCKING LIVESTOCK.

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