So when Zelda grabs the hose out of the toybox, often with the express purpose of enticing Dudley to wrestle for it...
![Zelda the Mutt sits on the floor with the hose](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle1.jpg)
...Dudley immediately decides he wants to play with it!
![Dudley the Greyhound looks over Zelda's shoulder at the hose](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle2.jpg)
"Hey, that looks pretty fun!"
![Zelda and Dudley play tug-of-war with the hose](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle3.jpg)
"Give it to me! It's mine!"
![Zelda and Dudley play tug-of-war with the hose](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle4.jpg)
"No, it's mine!"
![Zelda and Dudley play tug-of-war with the hose](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle5.jpg)
"I had it first!"
![Zelda lunges at Dudley's head](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle6.jpg)
"AHHHHHHHHH! I WILL KEEL YOU!"
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle7.jpg)
"Rrrrawwwrrr!" "Rrrrawwwrrr!" "I'm thirsty!" "Me, too!"
![Dudley and Zelda drink out of the same water bowl, even though there are two sitting there](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle8.jpg)
Lap lap lap lap kissy kiss lap lap lap.
![Dudley looks up from the water bowl with his tongue sticking out](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/behbehs/hosebattle9.jpg)
"Phbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!"
The hose now lies abandoned in the middle of the living room floor, completely ignored by both of them.
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