Michael Stipe added, "Once, a duck she was cooking caught fire, and she threw it in the pool." Sure. Who wouldn't? You know how you're cooking for Jay-Z and the Seinfelds and the Sulzkefeller-Carnegiebilts, and the duck catches on fire so you have to throw it into the pool in the north garden, y'know, the one with the bust of Uncle Teddy...?
The typical story of an Everywoman!
[Via Gabe. Previously: Helpful Advice for Working Moms; Quote of the Day.]
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