This is a real thing in the world.

WTF? How is this possible? We have too many channels, too much airtime to fill. Fuck, just put on some Simon & Simon reruns, for Maude's sake.

For those not willing and/or not interested enough to click the link, it's a piece about a new TV reality show called "The Vanilla Ice Project." Hold on, it gets worse. "The Vanilla Ice Project" is about Vanilla Ice renovating and flipping mansions in Palm Beach. What? Yeah. How is this possible? Oh yeah: Too many channels, not enough Simon & Simon reruns.

p.s. Go to hell, DIY Network.

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