Top Chef Open Thread

Chef Tom Colicchio will drink. your. milkshake!!!

He will also bend your ear with his theory that Amazing Racer Cheyne is the lost Voltaggio Brother.

Oh wait, no. That's not Chef Colicchio at all. That's me.

So who am I rooting for? Well, as I said in last week's thread, "I totes want Bryan to win now, just because that will piss off Michael more than Kevin winning. I hate Michael.* Bryan, on the other hand, has won me over with his charmingly silly robot laugh. And the general sense of decency his asshole brother is wholly lacking."



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