Last month, we noted that former Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer's new book, Speech Less: Tales of a White House Survivor, was making Republicans nervous. The book is out next week and, from brief excerpts obtained by the New York Daily News, it appears President Bush "dissed pretty much everyone in Washington."Oh, dear! Oh, dearie dearie me! *fans self* I do believe I have a case of the vapors, Martha! Get me to the fainting couch!
On Barack Obama: "This is a dangerous world and this cat isn't remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you."
On Joe Biden: "If bull was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire."
On Sarah Palin: "I'm trying to remember if I've met her before. What is she, the governor of Guam?"
On Hillary Clinton: "Wait 'til her fat keister is sitting at this desk."
Where I will promptly ditch the sarcasm and address to our erstwhile president a formal invitation to kiss my fat keister.