Happy Birthday Melissa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I will too use 35 exclamation points -- because it's you're birthday, and you deserve every one of them -- and more.

I thought about what kind of a woman you might like to have jump out of a cake for you, and -- well. . . . . .

Misty insisted that I include this very apropos vid:

(I'm SOOOOO taking you to Mr. Ha-Ha's Hot Dog Hacienda some day - 'cuz that would sooooo feminist. "There, I touched it.")

And I couldn't resist adding this one as well, in case you missed my sit-down video last night:

Happy Birthday, my dear sister. I am truly glad you were born. (closed captions will be available as soon as I can get them up)

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