Question of the Day

Since we're already talking names

What's the dirtiest real name you've ever heard?

Just recently, Mama Shakes was telling me about an old colleague of hers named Dick Swisher. Naturally, this sent me into gales of giggles (because I have the maturity of a tadpole). But the best part was that Mama Shakes looked at me blankly, having no idea what I thought was so funny. "Dick...Swisher," I said. "It's kinda…pornographic, don'tcha think?" She burst into laughter and went red. "I never even thought of that!" she exclaimed.

The Cubs currently have an outfielder named Reed Johnson, which always makes me snorgle, too.

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