Even better, he has as his guest professional douchebag and author of The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women and Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables (really; I couldn't make that up), Mark Rudov, to help answer that searing question.
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And Rudov—who has previously appeared on Fox to helpfully explain that women are "untruthful, unfaithful, and unabashedly mercenary" and remind married bitchez that "sex is a requirement, not a reward"—performed splendidly in his role as sex and gender expert for The O'Reilly Factor.
O'REILLY: Tonight, we begin a brand new segment called, "He Said, She Said," where we'll deal with issues from a gender-based point of view. The segment will run every Friday, but we wanted to debut it tonight with a very provocative question: What is the downside of having a woman become president of the United States? […]If you're like me, you're probably wondering WTF a "female agenda" is. Well, fear not. Rudov is happy to edify us.
RUDOV: You mean besides the PMS and the mood swings, right?
…Well, you know, I'm joking. Of course, the main problem I have is if a woman has a female agenda. If she doesn't have a female agenda, if she just wants to be an executive for all the people, then all I care about is if she's qualified. And I have no qualms about having a female president. But if we take Hillary Clinton, she specifically does have a female agenda.
Hillary embodies the female agenda. She wants to be the feminist in chief. She represents women. It says so on her website. And a lot of women are voting for her because she's a woman.ZOMG!!!11!!!eleventy-one!!!111!!! She represents women?! And it says so right on her website?! Jebus H. Grumbles! SOMEBODY STOP HER!!!
I eagerly await O'Reilly and Mark Rudov exploring the downside of having a man become the president of the United States, and whether the men currently in the running, especially John McCain, have a male agenda.
[H/T to Shaker Corrie.]
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