Schadenfreude: Smell It!

Huckabee is taking off, and far from being elated that their party is primed to annoint a man one would presume to be the evangelical dominionist of their wildest wet dreams, Republicans are freaking the fuck out.

The people that pass for moderates in the GOP want Giuly or Willard, but the evangelical base doesn't like Divorce Boy and Mormon Man. They want the Ginuwine Jebus Freak. Neither side can win without the other. For years, it's been all-Jebus-all-the-time with the GOP, just to win elections, but now Huckabee's coming home to roost, so the moderates are in revolt. Oops. Careful what you wish for, bitchez.

Can't wait to watch this clusterfuck implode.

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