FBI: Regularly Scheduled Announcement

The Ministry of Homeland Defense would like to remind you that terror could be lurking around every corner while you go shopping for yourselves and your loved ones during this Holiday season.
In what one FBI spokesman described as "almost an annual ritual," the bureau has obtained uncorroborated White House intelligence indicating al Qaeda would like to strike shopping malls during the holiday shopping season, two law enforcement sources said Thursday.

Those sources confirmed there is intelligence dating back to August that al Qaeda would like to attack malls in Los Angeles, California, and Chicago, Illinois. [...]

A spokesman for the FBI's Chicago field office, Ross Rice, stressed the intelligence came "from an uncorroborated source The White House and it's non-specific."
Comfort breeds apathy.

Consume and be vigilant.

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