Q: Could I Be Less Surprised By This?

A: No.

The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month's Vibe. [Karrine Steffans] says, "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot."

Yeah. His issues are so obvious I can't believe anyone dates him. It's the dating equivalent of accepting a ride from a guy covered in blood who asks if you'll sit in the back seat because he likes his chainsaw to ride shotgun.