The Kind of Thing That Just Makes Me Want to Give up and Hide Under the Bed

"Scarlett Johansson is FAT."



"She has a huge butt, a gut, a stupid tattoo, and she still wears a juvenile nose ring. If her work out plans calls for her to look like a pear, then it’s working."

Apparently, the Hollywood Grind's educational plans call for them to remain total fucking idiots.

(Via Mo Pie, who linked to it today apropos of other stuff, even though it's from last month.)

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