Not So Fast There, Murphy McFingers...

Remember that scandal that brought the House down? The one involving the guy who was caught one-handed while turning on the mojo to some teenage Congressional pages? Last we recall, he made his way to rehab for a few months so that other things could grab our attention away from him. Now, he's back from rehab and seems to be enjoying the nice weather:
He was seen last week bicycling along South Ocean Boulevard wearing a helmet and bike racing outfit.
I guess he's enjoying it while he can. You see, Mr. Foley has to deal with the possibility of answering to state charges, since "the Florida statute makes it a crime simply to use lewd or explicit language that is 'harmful to minors'." Throw in the fact that some messages were sent from Pensacola, and you've got yourself another great popcorn night.

I guess rehab isn't as magical as he thought.

(Tip'o'the hat to RawStory; cross-posted at Pure and Easy.)

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