The Abstinence Clearinghouse is selling a Purity Ball Planner. Because no little girl should go without the pseudo-incestuous joy of promising her virginity to daddy.They’re selling their Purity Ball Planner for $25.00, but I’ve decided to undercut them with my own competing product…
The planner includes everything you need to have a successful event and encourage "purity in a way that will be remembered forever." Most notably in therapy.
That shit’s gonna sell like hotcakes, bitchez.
