Retrofuck Jackholes

It isn’t enough that they’re still obsessed with the Clenis. Nope, they’ve got to go back three frigging decades to have a go at Carter, too.

Let me go on the record now with the following: If George W. Bush spends his post-presidency years writing 20 best-selling books, serving as a diplomat, running a national and international policy center, building homes with Habitat for Humanity, and winning the Nobel Peace Prize, I will hungrily feast on Dennis Hastert’s superskanked asshole, delivering the best all-American rim job this country has ever seen.

Now watch this drive.