Nutbag Gets 90 Years for Trying to Kill His Family

Hans Missal, 51, has been sentenced to 90 years in prison after being found guilty of attempted arson and attempted murder. He tried to set his home on fire while his wife and children were sleeping inside—and had succeeded in dumping gasoline everywhere and duct taping the doors shut before his family awoke and managed to thwart his plan.

I bet you’ll never guess why he did it.

Missal said he was following God's orders.

Missal compared himself to the Bible's Abraham, who was commanded by God to sacrifice his own son, and said he received a message from God to kill his entire family, Local 6 News reported.

"God had a plan for my family, I had no idea what that plan was," Missal said. "I trusted God and God was faithful to the end."

Missal said God stopped the sacrifice by waking up the family before he set the house on fire.

"I know that God was putting me through a test," Missal said. "He said, 'Do you love your family?' And absolutely, I love them more than anything in this world."

"Missal understands why people may think he is mentally ill," Local 6 reporter Mike DeForest said. "But he said it was all God's plan for him to serve the next 90 years in prison."

He also said it was God's plan for his wife and children to endure such mental anguish.

Charming.

At least his family was all right, thanks to god’s last minute “Psych!”