Love and marriage, love and marriage…

…go together like a Molotov cocktail and the front room curtains.

A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday…

Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

…Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

…Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
I think once your bickering crosses over the line into something being ignited, it’s time to put down the weapons and call a divorce attorney.

Mr. Shakes and I don’t have this problem. Luckily, there’s a joodge on hand to arbitrate any complaints at all times.

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