Jesus Uses His Noodle

The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ made a rare appearance in a plate of pasta this week in California. He projected his visage in a “a bubbling, burned portion of cheese” on Leo Williams’ plate of manicotti.

"I looked at the plate and before I started to eat it I thought, I'm not sure about this," Williams said. "So, we called the hostess. She came over and just got chills. The next thing you know you got the cameras coming out. You got people who are eating here coming to our table to see it. They just had chills. There were about 100 people taking pictures."

Williams said since the lunch, a chronic stomach problem he has had since birth has vanished.
Jesus could not be reached for comment.

It’s like a Rorschach test. That Jesus is such a rapscallion.

(Passed on by Holly, because she knows I’m a fan of holy folks presenting their visages on sheet metal, trees, more trees, wardrobes, water stains, grilled cheese sandwiches, potato chips, and all manner of everyday objects.)

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