The McClellatron 3000 is back in action.
QUESTION: There are allegations that we sent people to Syria to be tortured…Can’t you just hear the sneer and feel the spittle as he sputtered out “bloggers” with all the contempt your mother attached to the name of a friend who was always allowed to do everything you weren’t allowed to do?
MCCLELLAN: To Syria?
QUESTION: Yes. You’ve never heard of any allegations like that?
MCCLELLAN: No, I’ve never heard that one. That’s a new one.
QUESTION: Syria? You haven’t heard that?
MCCLELLAN: That’s a new one.
QUESTION: Well, I can assure you it’s been well publicized. My question is…
MCCLELLAN: By what, bloggers?
“But Joey’s allowed to sleep over on school nights!”
“Well, Joey will probably turn out to be a dodo-headed lunatic who has to rob liquor stores to feed his family.”
Or spin Bush administration bullshit like a whirling dervish while Satan swallows his soul in itty, bitty pieces every day.
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