Question of the Day

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being uninspiring but not offensive, and 10 being a disaster of catastrophic proportions, how bad a speaker is Tim Kaine?

On his own, I'd probably give him a 7. Coupled with the endless murmuring of the heavy-handed and crass "There's a better way" mantra, I give it an easy 9.5. The only thing that could have made that speech worse is if his dick had fallen out of his pants to reveal it was emblazoned with a tattoo of Calvin peeing on The New Deal.

Actually, upon consideration, that might have improved the speech.

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