Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker BellsBromeliad: "What is your favorite joke? What joke makes you laugh every time? (Take it as given that jokes perpetuating any form of oppression or harm need not apply.)"

This is my favorite joke. I have a real surrealist streak in my humor. Which is why I also love the muffin joke.

But I also love super corny jokes that rely on puns/wordplay.

And this is my favorite one of those: A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve strings in here. Hit the road." The string leaves, upset. Outside, he has an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a gin and tonic. "Aren't you the string who I just kicked outta here?" asks the bartender suspiciously. The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

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