Tonight is the sixth (insert heaving sigh of exasperation here) Republican presidential primary debate, which will be hosted by Fox Business at the North Charleston Coliseum and Performing Arts Center in South Carolina, a perfect venue for a bunch of unqualified clowns who are auditioning for the role of a lifetime.
Are you so excited for another presidential debate?! If you are so excited about another presidential debate that you can barely contain your enthusiasm, please check this box: □
This is the second-to-last debate before the Iowa caucuses, so you'll only have ONE MORE DEBATE AFTER THIS ONE before primary voting begins to decide who you're definitely not going to cast a vote for!
Tonight's debate will feature a mere seven candidates on the main stage: Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Marco Rubio, and Donald Trump.
Carly Fiorina, Mike Huckabee, Rand Paul, and Rick Santorum aren't polling high enough to make the cut, so they'll be relegated to the also-rans pre-debate.
Presumably, Jim Gilmore will be shouting at the TV in his living room.
Am I going to watch the debate? Maybe! Am I going to live-tweet it? Maybe!
Irrespective of my debate decision-making, here is a space for discussion about the debate, before and during. Spoiler Alert: Donald Trump is going to say a lot of garbage words!