The Cats of Shakes Manor have graciously offered to host Shakesville's New Year's Eve party, so let's get this party started!
Thank you for another great year, Shakers.
We will be taking tomorrow off, and I'll see you back here on Monday.
And when we return, it will soon be time for the PRIMARIES TO BEGIN! Are you so excited?! I BET YOU ARE SO EXCITED YOU CAN'T WAIT YOU ARE ALL HURRY UP AND GET HERE I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE SHEER TERROR OF DONALD TRUMP WINNING A PRIMARY!
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I hope you all have a safe and happy New Year! If nothing else, at least this dumpster fire of a year is over! Seeya, 2015! Ya jerk!